Life Cycle

THE LIFE CYCLE

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first. Just start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home and start to feel better and better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect a pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on the first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and you become a baby.

Then you spend you last 9 months floating with peaceful luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday, and finally....you finish off as an orgasm.

Seriously.